Wednesday, September 14, 2016

The Far Socialist Manifesto


There are problems with the death penalty, which can be fixed by only having Prime Ministers the sole subject, subject to decapitation by guillotine.

Capital Punishment

Effectively the system needs Life In Prison as the maximum sentence under law, except for politicians voted into office. Only women are elected into office, who waive their right to a trial, and if accused of genocide during a wartime scenario officially or non officially declared, are subject to decapitation by Guillotine.

Population Density

Policies are directed toward reducing population density into manageable sizes, by having families move out from the cities. Here a maximum number of families are allowed into towns, and the rest shall have new towns built for them in walking distance to the previous adjacent town. The maximum amount per town is 105 people. Families with to many kids, simply have their kids live with their aunt in the next town.

Mainstream Policy

Towns are allowed to have individualized laws, with the exception of 1. child abuse, 2. capital punishment, 3. disability.

  • Parents who hit their kids lose lifetime custody of their children, who are given to a new family who don't believe in spanking. Said parents will be screened for prior criminal records revolving around whether they had hit their children.
  • Capital punishment is a federal institution, where only those voted into political office are subject to immediate imprisonment and execution by beheading in the town square in the center of the “Web Of Hamlets.”
  • Disability treats everyone who has physical and psychological issues as the same under the law: both a deaf person, a person with no legs, and someone with PTSD are automatically assumed to be unable to work or given work assistance.

Discrimination By Politicians

The proposition of laws by politicians revolving around discrimination, as defined as gender, orientation, race, financial, age, disability, and immigrant status are treated as committing hate crimes: immediately subject decapitation. Their heads will be sent in the mail box.

Politician Draft

It is culturally expected that every national born woman is drafted for political conscripted work, with the exception of those with disabilities, and only if said disability can not be assisted through hearing aids and glasses, and previous conditions for passing into law the death penalty for people other than politicians.

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